I can’t leave this damn dog alone. She’s let loose in the parking lot next to the gym (which also happens to be the yard of apartments adjacent, where she lives) and her little piggy body running all over the place is irresistible to my sensibility. But this dog is pretty much named after me (long story, some gray areas), so it would be wrong of me not to get her all riled up. She is my apprentice.
(The trainers like to call her name, “Sylvia!” and then look at me. It’s hilarious to them. But it won’t be so funny when she becomes all jacked and muscular in a few months like a real pit bull. Then we’ll be “same same.”)
The video ends abruptly because her nose turns the phone off. She’s not the smartest dog, but she’s pretty.